"What’s so great about another person anyway? All they do is manhandle your boobs and eat all the ham."
Karen Walker
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#will and grace
#karen walker
| Jack: | Since when do you care so much about family?
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| Karen: | Hey, I'm the one who cared enough about my dying Grandfather to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. Even after they took me away to be Clara's companion I never forgot about him. No. No. In fact I got Clara out of that wheelchair just so I could get back to my dear Gandpapa.
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| Jack: | Karen, that's not you. That's Heidi.
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| Karen: | Oh. Then what's my story? |
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#Will and Grace
#Karen Walker
#Jack Mcfarland
| Karen: | He should be killed.
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| Grace: | He happens to be the sweetest, most thoughtful, most sensitive guy I have ever gone out with. I think he's great.
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| Karen: | He makes me wanna barf. I wanna kick him 'til he's dead, honey. |
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#Grace Adler
#Karen Walker
#Will and Grace
| Jack: | So I sit down on this beautiful three tiered chair when all of a sudden after a few seconds, pff, whole thing gives out! You know what it turns out it was?
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| Grace: | Karen's birthday cake?
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| Jack: | Oh. I was going to say 'antique cake chair' but yours makes more sense... |
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#Will and Grace
#HahaHA one of the best moments in the show!
| Jack: | What do I do, Will? What do I do?
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| Will: | Okay here's the plan. Call Dorothy ask her to meet you at the yellow brick road. When you get to the end of the road you'll see a man, ask him for a brain. |
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#Will and Grace
"You can’t trust people you meet online. I once went on a date with a guy I met online and he seemed like a really nice guy but at the end of the night… I stole $200 from his wallet."
Jack Macfarland
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#Will and Grace
#Jack Macfarland
