Sometimes in life all you want is cheese and muffins at 11.33pm but you can’t eat cheese and muffins because two nights ago you ate cheese and muffins around midnight and had really vivid bad dreams so you know your only option is to not eat cheese and muffins and you are just like ‘well what the hell do I eat?’ and it’s kind of like ‘hmmmmm life, what did I do to...
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The sky could be blue, I don’t mind, without you it’s a waste of time. The sky could be blue, could be grey, without you I’m just miles away.
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.– J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey
There are some things I like in life today. If you are not Will & Grace, Tim Tams or my book, you are not one of them.
Shoot at all the bluejays you want, if you can hit ‘em, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.
There are two types of guys who fall for beautiful women. Either they’re...– Random chick on Sex and the City
What’s so great about another person anyway? All they do is manhandle your...– Karen Walker
Remember to breathe and everything will be...
Conversation between me and a 6 year old girl at...
Little girl: You look beautiful.
Me: Aw thanks honey. You look beautiful too.
Little girl: Are you wearing make-up?
Me: I am.
Little girl: My mummy says you don't need to wear make-up to look beautiful.
Me: That's right, you don't need to.
Little girl: So why do you wear make-up?
Me: Well, I'm only wearing a little bit of make-up.
Little girl: I don't think you need to wear any make-up and you will still look beautiful.
It has been a lousy week with a lot of first-world problems.
folks-need-heroes replied to your chat: Uplifting advice from mum
Uplifting advice from mum
Mum: You know, one day you are going to be old, ugly and alone in life with 27 cats and you will stop and think "gee, I wish I didn't reject all those guys when I was 20."
Me: Thanks. I'd rather the cats.
Tom: Summer, I really do hope that you're happy.
Me: Stupid bitch, I don't.
There’s two options, really. Either she’s an evil, emotionless,...– Tom Hansen
You will all be displeased to know that since I posted my last Tumblr 4 minutes ago I have stepped on something sharp, thought “these favie underwear of mine are so thin I wonder if I am strong enough to rip them” and ripped them in half and walked straight into a door. I am now depressed and will watch (500) Days of Summer and cry all night after these happenings.
Was unhappy because I didn’t sleep at all last night, then I had an awful nap today, then I went to bed at 9 and got woken at 9.40 and now I can’t sleep and my body clock has done the unthinkable and got more fucked than it already was. Also I am full overheating in my room. But I suppose fate has handed me this awful night to save with Will & Grace and mahjong <3 Just a...
Jack: Since when do you care so much about family?
Karen: Hey, I'm the one who cared enough about my dying Grandfather to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. Even after they took me away to be Clara's companion I never forgot about him. No. No. In fact I got Clara out of that wheelchair just so I could get back to my dear Gandpapa.
Jack: Karen, that's not you. That's Heidi.
Karen: Oh. Then what's my story?
When you’re stuck between the moon and New York City (ah I’m stuck,...– Jack Mcfarland - Jack 2001
staringatgoats: kimmmyb: Vegemite is one of the greatest things in the world, but people outside of Australia don’t like it because we were brought up on it and they weren’t. So why doesn’t the world just fix that by all countries bringing one another up on Vegemite? These are just some of the things I think about. Kim Burge, solving all the the great world issues one at a time. Yeah I...
Vegemite is one of the greatest things in the world, but people outside of Australia don’t like it because we were brought up on it and they weren’t. So why doesn’t the world just fix that by all countries bringing one another up on Vegemite? These are just some of the things I think about.
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folks-need-heroes replied to your post: Accidentally slept until 1.30 today and have to somehow try and get to sleep before it is time to get up for work in three and a half hours what god awful place would make you work at 5 am D: 5.45! I meant I had to be up at 5. But I didn’t end up sleeping, I just watched Will & Grace till morn and went to work like a boss. And the answer is...
Accidentally slept until 1.30 today and have to...
I can’t believe I was in bed with Will. Ugh. When I woke up and saw that olive...– Jack McFarland
Spent my Friday night watching the footy, watching the tennis (nothing was on [the only thing I understand about the tennis is that it’s shit]), listening to Overexposed, eating Tim Tams and playing Mahjong.
mtaylor91 replied to your post: At the moment Adam Levine is the only guy I like. Poor Monfries. Kicked aside for no reason Monfries wasn’t ‘kicked aside for no reason.’ No one was really. The fact of the matter is that all my love for the male gender is being used up on Adam Levine at the moment. Sorry for the misunderstanding xoxo.
At the moment Adam Levine is the only guy I like.
Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No, you don’t! You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freaking Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
Seth: I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It is about you, and it is always about you, what you need, and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can’t have me. You like the chase and that’s all. So you know what? You can have it.
Karen: He should be killed.
Grace: He happens to be the sweetest, most thoughtful, most sensitive guy I have ever gone out with. I think he's great.
Karen: He makes me wanna barf. I wanna kick him 'til he's dead, honey.
Try to tell you no, but my body keeps on telling...
Just realised his song has been on repeat for about 2 hours. Woops.
So much for all the promises you made, They served you well, And now you’re gone and they’re wasted on me. So much for your endearing sense of charm, It served you well, And now it’s gone and you’re wasted on me. I guess that all you’ve got is all you’re gonna get. So much for, so much more.